Get yourself together
Let the light pour in
Pour yourself a hot bath
Pour yourself a drink
Nothing’s gonna happen without warning
Down is the new up
What if I just flip-flopped?
Down is the new up, is the new up
Won’t you be my girl
Won’t you be my girl
Your services are not required
Your future’s bleak, you’re so last week
Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net
I shall now perform an Orwellian flip-flop
I shall now amputate, I shall now contort
Because down is the new up
What if I just flip-flopped?
Down is the new up, is the new up
You crawled off and left us
You bastard
You bastard
Caught on Candid Camera
The chink in your armor
Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town
Shake your pockets out
Pass it on, pass it down
Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town
You crawled off and left us
Crawled off and left us
You bastard